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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 22:41:02 GMT -5
One band, Green Day (Not saying anything about other music.) topped all others.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 22:44:26 GMT -5
One band, Rampaging Dragons[my real life metal band, if it matters], rose to an equal level of awesomeness as Green Day, and challenged them to a Battle of the Bands. The winner would be:
The one band to bind the rest
The one band to rule the rest
And the one band, who in the darkness, binds the rest.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 22:46:00 GMT -5
Green Day kicked their asses.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 22:50:04 GMT -5
But, the battle was so awesome that the very fabric of the universe tore, and to fix it, the two bands would have to band together to save the universe!
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 22:51:53 GMT -5
The universe was saved! They made an awesome guitar solo to fix the tear.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 22:53:48 GMT -5
And on that day, Green Rampaging Dragons Day was formed. The perfect band, impossible to defeat by all means, they slowly conquered the universe.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 22:56:22 GMT -5
Suddenly, a portal broke through to another world.
RESTART!
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 23:04:19 GMT -5
I GOT THIS ONE!
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 23:05:42 GMT -5
Ah, Shit..
There was a group of Jedi known as the Westies!
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 23:07:40 GMT -5
The Westies formed a Council. This Council was like the police of this galaxy.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 23:09:25 GMT -5
The leader was Riley (My friend!) , who turned the Council into an evil Empire.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 23:13:00 GMT -5
A group broke off from the Evil Empire, hating their evil ways, and began to raise hell, stopping Empire raids and such.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 23:14:47 GMT -5
The Evil Empire found a huge supply of Synchrion, a resource used to kick ass. They used it to crush the good guys.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 23:19:00 GMT -5
The good guys used their last resort, a giant ball of Red Matter, stuff that when exploded, creates hundreds of black holes. They blew it up.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 23:20:24 GMT -5
All the blck wholes tore the whole universe apart, so god had to press the Self Destruct buttton.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 23:22:57 GMT -5
God, beginning to get pissed at this reset stuff, created a world that would last for at least a page and a half.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 23:24:50 GMT -5
[well, you keep killing em' off]
The planet was called WooT.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 23:31:13 GMT -5
The natives were called the Wootites.
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Post by sporian on Nov 24, 2009 7:10:31 GMT -5
One tribe, the Nerd Tribe, topped all others.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 24, 2009 22:37:18 GMT -5
This was because the Nerd Tribe made new discoveries every day.
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Post by sporian on Nov 24, 2009 22:41:26 GMT -5
One day a Nerd found out about domestication and they found Caterwallings for food.
Caterwallings:
33- leggen mammals with a tail and fangs. They taste like turkey.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 24, 2009 22:48:39 GMT -5
Some Nerds kept Caterwallings as pets.
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Post by sporian on Nov 24, 2009 22:52:57 GMT -5
Suddenly, some Jocks got smart and invented Football.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 24, 2009 22:57:40 GMT -5
The Businessmen got smarter, and invented the NFL and advertising.
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Post by sporian on Nov 24, 2009 22:59:45 GMT -5
The Nerds were beat until they invented.......
GUNS!
They sold the guns at high prices, mostly for the Punks and Emos.
[heh, using stereotypes.]
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Post by Zappy on Nov 24, 2009 23:01:46 GMT -5
The Businessmen, and Nerds got rich.
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Post by sporian on Nov 24, 2009 23:03:39 GMT -5
The businessmen and Nerds worked together to invent games, like Frisbee, Golf, and Board Games.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 24, 2009 23:08:44 GMT -5
They quickly took over the world, creating a Dynasty known as: The Nerd/Business Dynasty.
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Post by sporian on Nov 24, 2009 23:10:16 GMT -5
suddenly, the 60s happened, and the Stoners were now a prominent group.
[STONERS!]
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Post by Zappy on Nov 24, 2009 23:11:59 GMT -5
One group of Stoners built boats, and floated till they found the mythical land of Cuba. Enter Cuban Drug Lords stage left.
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