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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 20:05:04 GMT -5
What happens is we make a world by using cause and effect.
I.e: I say a cloud appears. Another guy says it rains, making flowers pop up.
It doesn't have to be realistic.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 20:14:51 GMT -5
Okay. Let's see...
The sky is red, the sun blue.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 20:17:00 GMT -5
The blue sun makes the plants turn purple due to photosynthesis. ( I don't know, would it? I don't care)
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 21:15:21 GMT -5
The natives are blue; due to their sun's color
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 21:17:19 GMT -5
One native fell off a cliff, so Redbirds were made to scavange.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 21:19:19 GMT -5
And thus, something was made to kill the Redbirds. That something was called: JELLOMONKEYS!
Jellomonkey:
A monkey made of jello, which is capable of sentient thought.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 21:21:17 GMT -5
FUNNY!
The natives found the Jellomonkies were prime for domesticating and were used as pets.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 21:26:32 GMT -5
A native discovered an organism that was tasty. It is called, the Volcano Cow.
Volcano Cow:
A cow[obviously] that grazes near volcanoes, thus giving it a spicy flavoring.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 21:31:18 GMT -5
The Volcano Cows were taken out by water wolves.
Water Wolves:
Wolves that grow up by the seashore, but explore for food on the volcanos.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 21:44:13 GMT -5
The native who discovered the Volcano Cows creates a tribe, who migrates, searching for more cows.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 21:46:49 GMT -5
another tribe (The one who used jellomonkeys as pets) met them, and happily gave them a jellomonkey pack to use as pets.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 21:50:50 GMT -5
The VC Tribe[Volcano Cow Tribe] found that the Jellomonkeys were great trackers, and used them to locate a migrating herd of Volcano Cows.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 21:54:41 GMT -5
The Volcano cows were all like "Oh crap!" and stamped over the edge. The J(ellomonkey) Tribe laughed at them and killed the VC tribe's herdmaster.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 21:58:13 GMT -5
And thus, the first war happened. In the end, only two stood. A man and a woman. Their fate is, at least right now, unknown.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 21:59:16 GMT -5
The man was all high and mighty and tried to be the leader.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 22:00:52 GMT -5
The girl tried to kill him.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 22:02:17 GMT -5
The guy gave up and let her be leader. A jellomonkey took liking to the man.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 22:03:54 GMT -5
The jellomonkey tried to make the man the father of her children.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 22:05:44 GMT -5
Thus, Werejellomonkies
Werejellomonkies:
Half Jellomonkies, half human.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 22:09:46 GMT -5
Werejellomonkies possess an undying hatred to any race that is not Werejellomonkey.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 22:12:49 GMT -5
Werejellomonkies killed out every race, causing the entire earth to doe out.
STARTOVER!
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 22:14:58 GMT -5
Damn. I like that one.
Well, okay...
A god lit a fart with a lighter, and a universe was created.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 22:16:08 GMT -5
One orange planet had a blue sky and a black sun.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 22:17:45 GMT -5
The planet's name was...Rocking All The Time Planet of Awesomeness.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 22:21:17 GMT -5
The first animals were Guitarbirds.
Guitarbirds:
Flying Z electric guitar- shaped birds.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 22:29:03 GMT -5
A species of humanoids were created, the Rockers, which caught and played the Guitarbirds.
[btw, I think I'm going to join your Wasteland RP sometime soon.]
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 22:32:33 GMT -5
[sweet]
Another animal, Drumrats, were captured and played by the Rockers.
Drumrats:
Rats thgat look like drums and skeak only when not being played.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 22:35:29 GMT -5
Bass[bass guitar, not bass fish] fish were captured and played by the Rockers.
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Post by sporian on Nov 23, 2009 22:36:49 GMT -5
The Rockers made bands, A.K.A Tribes, and wandered, making awesome music and finding food.
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Post by Zappy on Nov 23, 2009 22:39:26 GMT -5
Eventually, Battle of the Bands broke out, where Bands played insane songs trying to be better than the other.
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